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shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

markfluffyrock:

ultrafacts:

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AWWW RESCUE DOGGIES

Heh, Viking kitteh

when we had a lot of fur

wow, go French pirate lady.

I know people I’ve disliked at first sight in less than 90 seconds. Then again I’m guilty of living in a world where I’ve been taught to judge books by their covers falsely….

that’s a lie. I felt pain. It was tiny pain that went away soon, but there was measurable pain.

weezly:

rockys-cock:

This picture was too good for me not to share. 
This is Chris Dobens, creator of the Boston Strong T shirt campaign, embracing his girlfriend,Emily Engelhardt, who was injured in last year’s marathon bombing, right before she crosses the finish line. 
This picture is, in my opinion, one of the most important ones taken today. 

This is one of the most powerful photos of modern history.

weezly:

rockys-cock:

This picture was too good for me not to share. 

This is Chris Dobens, creator of the Boston Strong T shirt campaign, embracing his girlfriend,Emily Engelhardt, who was injured in last year’s marathon bombing, right before she crosses the finish line. 

This picture is, in my opinion, one of the most important ones taken today. 

This is one of the most powerful photos of modern history.

rhamphotheca:

Absurd Creature of the Week:

World’s Most Badass Ant Skydives, Uses Own Head as a Shield

By Matt Simon 

With a range stretching from Argentina all the way up into the southern U.S., this incredible genus of ants has also mastered the art of rainforest skydiving, leaping from the canopy to avoid predators, only to steer themselves mid-flight right back onto the trunk of their home tree. And they do it with remarkable agility.

But first: that strange head. The various species of Cephalotes have a range of head shapes. Some are almost perfectly circular, like a manhole cover. These ants typically establish their colonies in dead branches of living trees, where wood-boring beetles have conveniently left cavities. “The size of the soldier head is perfectly matched to the size of the beetles that came out of the tree,” said tropical ecologist Stephen Yanoviak of the University of Louisville.  The Cephalotes move in, and at any given time a soldier’s head serves as a door to keep the ants’ many enemies at bay.

In other species, the soldiers have to team up. Cephalotes atratus, below, occupy the hollow branches of living trees, where a longer slit in the wood acts as an entrance to their colony. “What they’ll do is the soldiers and the workers will line up basically cheek to cheek with that fairly flattened head,” said Yanoviak. “And they can collectively block the entrance that way.”..

(read more and watch em go: Wired Science)

photos: Stephen P. Yanoviak

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexlifts:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

fuckin morphed into usian bolt

God damn.

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexlifts:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

fuckin morphed into usian bolt

God damn.

Convo I just had with my dad
  • Dad:

    hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?

  • Me:

    uuuhhh....

  • Me:

    contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately

  • Dad:

    anything at all?

  • Me:

    uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads

  • Dad:

    Sure

  • Me:

    Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?

  • Dad:

    Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.

  • Me:

    But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us

  • Dad:

    boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.

  • Me:

    OMG DAD

elenamorelli:

{ tiny black panther and the spring }
-luna, green grass, flowers, dirt, and an olive tree-

ftcreature:

molluscainthehouse:

Polymita picta, the stunning Cuban painted snail. Sadly, these snails are currently endangered due to the high demand for their gorgeously colored shells.

Source: The Featured Creature

love these guys - look just like candy! 

vermilliontrigger:

zingey:

ruf1oh-n1tram:

Remember that episode of courage the cowardly dog where a furry bunny runs away from abusive dog dude to be with her lesbian cat lover

because that is all you need to remember

This episode is actually what got Courage taken off the air because a coalition of moms thought it carried lesbian symbolism and they threatened to sue the network if the show wasn’t removed from the air.

Many people at Cartoon Network cite Courage as their favourite show during its run and say that they would not have taken it off, had they had a real choice.

So the show ran the remaining episodes and was not renewed for another season.

… Are you fucking kidding me?!Really… REALLY? THIS was why they canceled Courage? Look, I’m tolerant of any belief, but anyone who would bitch about this episode can go fucking die for all I care.

They do realize that she left a fucking abusive relationship, which takes a fucking hell of a lot of effort, to be happy. The moral of the fucking story is to be happy, and to know your worth. It’s not about a fucking lesbian love scene you fucking worthless trash, it’s about telling little girls that they CAN ESCAPE an abusive relationship.

For fucks sakes, I’ve never been so anti-biggot in my life until right now.